Humanity has a habit of taking one thing and using for something it was not made for. Pins stop being used to pin up hair or notices and suddenly an aide to thieves. Potatoes get used for grenade practice instead of food. Shovels become anti-zombie weapons instead of gardening implements.
The ‘anon’ function on Tumblr’s ask box has become…. nearly redundant. You can easily discover the IP address of ‘haters’ who come calling.
‘Hater anon asks’ are probably one of the most amusing misuses of a tool today.
Hater anons succeed primarily in:
- Proving themselves to be cowardly and so unsure of themselves that they can’t even bring themselves to back up their statements with their presence.
- Making true internet trolls cry at their crude insults and unrefined method of trolling.
Hater anons, you have less of a leg to stand on that Scientologists. And they’re trying to convince us that alien ghosts are the reason for all our problems. At least they get Tom Cruise to be their face. You get…. a default picture, no signature, a generic nothingness.
This makes you about as memorable as a one inch blade of grass in a country field.
And, funnily enough, results show that non-entities get…. no respect, not listened to. Close relatives, family members and actual people get some respect. And, since they are proven to be living beings (unless they are actually vampires) they have a voice. Even Batman (a man running around in tights with clear parent issues who overcompensates so much he’s a Freudian’s dream) understands that you have to be a symbol to get proper attention.
Strange how logic works, isn’t it?
I am only a troll by hobby, not a professional. I’m probably twenty years your senior, a scientist (not an artist) and can still come up with insults lightyears ahead of what you consider degrading.
By all means, continue, trolling Tumblr residents. I need something to rip apart when everyone else has run a mile. Just know that you’re really doing a half assed job of it.